How 2 Deal with your issues

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Toy soldier looking through binoculars

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You will need:

  • Spectacles
  • Realistic-looking plastic gun
  • Bag of Maltesers
  • A strong heart
  • Wine or Beer
  • A bath tub

 

  1. Position spectacles
  2. Establish eye-contact with your personal issues
  3. Stare down your issues until they quiver
  4. Charge at issues, armed with a plastic gun and a bag of Maltesers, whilst emitting a scary war cry
  5. Negotiate with issues using threats (gun) and bribes (Maltesers) where relevant
  6. Wrestle more difficult issues to the ground until they submit
  7. Open up a bottle of wine/beer and run a bath
  8. Relax, and congratulate yourself on a good day's work

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